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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:03

What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

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Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do men think all women are the same?

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are so many Communist Chinese on Quora despite it being illegal for Chinese citizens to use Quora?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.